Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Happy Stuff-Before-End-of-Year

The puget sound is cold, and is not worth jumping in after plentiful amounts of wine.

The rainy-ish season is upon us, which means spending hours looking outside a window trying to correctly guess not only the type of precipitation, but whether or not it's really the spray from a homeless guy taking a leak somewhere.

My balls aren't very talented. They just hang there.

It is hard to incorporate umbrellas and Air Supply CD's in foreplay.